Ted Cruz Spanks Sally Yates for Defying ‘Travel Ban’ Executive Order

Stories of Ted Cruz making mince meat of leftist sock puppets is legion (Ted Cruz Uses Actual Numbers. Completely DESTROYS Bernie Sanders!). And here we have another who’s offered herself as sacrifice: Sally Yates, an acting Attorney General hold over from Barack Obama’s glittering tenure, decided to pass on her new boss’s (El Trump-o) executive order to […]

Ted Cruz Spanks Sally Yates for Defying ‘Travel Ban’ Executive Order

Stories of Ted Cruz making mince meat of leftist sock puppets is legion (Ted Cruz Uses Actual Numbers. Completely DESTROYS Bernie Sanders!). And here we have another who’s offered herself as sacrifice: Sally Yates, an acting Attorney General hold over from Barack Obama’s glittering tenure, decided to pass on her new boss’s (El Trump-o) executive order to […]

Ted Cruz Spanks James Comey for Letting Huma Abedin Slide…

Opponents still try to outsmart Cruz, despite Ted Cruz crushing people’s dreams like a transwoman hulk smashing his female competition. The latest was FBI’s own James Comey, who essentially said Huma Abedin wasn’t prosecuted for breaking the law because “She, like, totes didn’t know she was committing a boo-boo when she sent the double secret classified emails […]