Hilarious Video: “Violent” Rioter Can’t Move a Trash Can. Lies Down Instead!

Protesting Shapiro in the hot sun, I fought a trash can and the trash can won…

It’s not news that AntiFa is a bunch of gamma males (one less than being a beta male). Nor is it news they have been known to lose fights with inanimate objects (see FAIL: Antifa Open Up Wimpy ‘Self Defense’ Gym and HILARIOUS: Antifa Mama’s Boys Fight Wooden Sign… and the Sign Wins!).

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That brings us to this guy. We think it’s a guy, but who can tell anymore. Poor fella. He probably called in sick for his job at the Discount Barn, then went out of his way to wash all his black clothes. Because all he was looking forward to this week was being able to kick a garbage can to protest stuff and things.

Instead, this happens.

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Some days, it just doesn’t pay to leave your mother’s basement. Because when you derive your life’s meaning from upending stuff, it’s a real dream killer when that stuff refused to be upended. What with someone who serves more utility in life having bolted that something to the ground. It’s not just gravity which hates you. Basic structural engineering and applied street construction hates you, too.

It’s a sad, sad world for the stupidly sad.

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